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-+ YOU & FAVORITE THINGS +-


--- Starting Time:

--- Full Name: Michael Andrew Dunn

--- Named after?: Michael Dunn was my real father's name.

--- Nicknames: uh, Tiger *rarely*, Mikey , shut up and go away. is that considered a nickname? i sure get it enough...

--- Current Residence: Twilight, Washington

--- Place of birth: Palmdale, California

--- Sex: females preferably, I don't do guys. oh, you mean me, uh Male. Ô.o...

--- Parents' names: Mum and Dad

--- Parental Status: Uhm, dead real father, real mom and stepdad now..

--- Eyes: Blue green. They change depending on where I am.

--- Hair: dark brown.

--- Height: six foot two inches

--- Weight: 135lbs

--- Shoe Size: uhm.. i think i'm a 11 or 12 ish..

--- Birthday (Exact): 05/13/1989

--- Current Age: 15

--- Astro Sign: Taurus

--- Right Or Left Handed?: Left handed! Lefties rule!

--- Pets (names, descriptions): Duchess (F, british blue cream) Max (M black) Pickles (F Black) Peanut (F uhm.. cant remember.. she's black and brown)

--- Fav. Colors: Blue, silver, black

--- What are you currently Wearing?: not wearing any babeh! .. ok, blue jean shirt and blue jean shorts, with black boxers.

--- Favorite WHOLE outfit?: Uhm, any of my funny t-shirts with matching shorts...

--- WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: the voices in my head discussing asian politics and propaganda

--- Last song listened to?: I'm Too Sexy

--- Fav song: Hard to agree on just one :P

--- Fav Band: Currently The Offspring or RHCP, or the killers

--- Last movie seen?: Oh crap.. I don't remember! I think it sucked though..

--- Fav. Movie: the 1980's CLUE, Ferris Bueller's day off, Collateral, James Bond movies...

--- Fav. Actor/actress: Pierce Brosnan, Tom Cruise

--- Last book read?: Eragon

--- Fav. Book: Dunno

--- Fav. Author: Dunno

--- Last thing you thought?: I can think???

--- Last thing you said out loud?: Frosty the snowman is a freaking perverted fag! *dont ask*

--- Fav. quote: One of my many~ one out of ten people agree that out of ten people, one always disagrees with the other nine!

--- Your Phone number?: 1-somethingsomethingsomething-876-7somet hingsomething9

--- Last thing u ate?: A bowl of cereal with enough sugar to jump-start frankenstein! =-D

--- Fav Food?: oh jeez, uhm.. Marie Calenders, El Polo Loco, Sweet potatoes, I dunno i eat *almost* anything.

--- Fav Drink?: Sprite, Martinelli's sparkling cider, Jamba Juice

--- Fav Dessert?: ANYTHING dessert-related :D, pastries, etc.. SWEET STUFF

--- Fav Other (food related)?: ---

--- If you were a crayon, what color would u be?: I'd either be black, cause I'd be so much more significant than everyone else, or an exotic blue crayola, because all others suck.

--- What is the weather like now?: Uhm, nice, cool clear sky.. Its the middle of the night though.

--- Fav. type of weather: Overcast, cool, but not cold no wind/muggyness.

--- First thing you notic about opposite sex?: Well, from afar, a great face, nice body and accessories (eye color, hair color etc) but I really appreciate a stunning personality. ^_^

--- Siblings? Names, ages: Three Step sisters, Ashley Allison and Lauren.

--- Fav. Month: May.

--- Fav. Day: Friday

--- Favorite number: 13

--- Fav. animal: Siberian tiger

--- Fav. holiday: My birthday! YAY!

--- Fav. yearly season: Winter, I like the thought of winter.. Summer is nice too though where I live now, it isnt a heated hell-hole.. But Winter is cool! B-)

--- Fav. time of day or night: Well, any time really, but I like night time alot.

--- Favorite Room: my Fortress of Insanity. *my bedroom*

--- Fav. clothing store(s): Uhm, one that sells clothes? I dont care really what it is, as long as it's comfy.

--- Fav. Place to go: Target, Best Buy. ^_^ occasionally, but rarely, outside ;-)




-+ WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY & HOW +-


--- Who are your guy friends?: Uhm, Shane, Danny, Erik, Chris (x2), I have alot.

--- Who are your girl frinds?: Meg, Lauren, Amber, Kayla, Kris, etc etc.. I have even more here! :D

--- Who is the loudest?: Me.

--- Who is the quiestest?: Uhm, Dun't really have 'quiet' friends lol.

--- who is the smartest?: Really debatable...

--- Who is the stupidest?: Me, Danny.

--- Who is the funniest? Me, Meg, my cousins (Kayla and Danny) Shane, Lauren :)

--- Have u been skinny dipping?: nah, but there's a first time for everythin! -thumbs up-

--- Do u Sleep with stuffed animals?: No, i sleep with four REAL cats. :P

--- Have u ever broke/sprained/fractured anything?: yea, broke my right arm twice, fractured my brain. Still haven't recov.. what was I saying?

--- Have you ever had surgery?: yea.. man, sleeping gas is FUN when they get the dosage wrong! (true experience)

--- Have u experienced love at first site?: Sure, that's why I stay clear of mirrors ;-) lol... I think you can love the way someone looks...

--- Define "love" in your own way: A feeling soo deeply uncontrollable it leaves you there in a feeling of complete awe.

--- Who do you confide in?: Meg, Shane, dunno I'm not complex enough to have stuff to confide about.

--- Who is your worst enemy?: Myself I'd say :P



-+ FILL IT OUT!!! +-


On GUYS for GALS to fill out.
(If you are a GUY, fill out YOUR info)

--- Boxers, briefs or undies?: Boxers man!

--- Long or short hair?: Short

--- Color and style of hair?: Normally gelled back.

--- Short or tall?: Tall

--- Six pack or muscular arms?: muscular arms, i'm workin on the other ^_^'

--- Good guy or bad guy?: Mostly good guy :)

--- Pierced anything?(if yes, where?): Hell no!

--- Tattooes?(if yes, where?): No tattooes! lol.. but, if i could instantly remove them, i'd tattoo tiger stripes all over my body ^_^

--- Tan or fair?: Fair, It's impossibleto tan for me.

--- Stubble or neatly?: A combo ;-)

--- Rugged or sporty?: Uhm, rugged? I dunno. :|

--- Studly or cute?: Cute

--- Accent or not?: Uhm, not that I am aware of...

--- Body or Personality: 7/8 personality, 1/8 body.. I like to think my personality makes up for looks .. ehe-eheheh-heh..

--- Does size matter: food portions yes. video game collection yes. wallet, yes. sexually, its not how big it is, its how you use it, doll! ;-)


On GALS for GUYS to fill out.
(If you are a GAL, fill out YOUR info)

--- Regular underwear, thong, g-string, other(specify)?: Well, Whatever makes her happy! :D

--- Painted nails or natural?: Natural is always nice..

--- Long or short nails?: short is cool

--- Bra, or sports bra?: Uhm, Bra?

--- Cute 'n' mysterious or witty and intelligent: D. All of the above!

--- Dressy or casual: Dressy! But casual too! ;-)

--- Dark hair or light?: I really don't mind, I'm not going to ask my wife to change her haircolor :P

--- Long or short hair: Longer is preferrable

--- Light or dark eyes?: Uhm, whichever she has!

--- Hat or no hat: Naaaaww

--- Hair up or down?: All around ^_^ Variety!

--- Good or bad girl?: Mostly good girl, but with cute bad girl aspects. (Not like rob a bank bad though)

--- Smart or blonde: Smart! I couldn't stand to have a dumb person as a girlfriend/wife.

--- Jewelry or none: Light jewelry is cool.

--- Tall or short: Shorter than me, but bigger than a bread box! :D

--- Curly or straight hair?: Straight, but wavy occasionally

--- Pants or skirt?: SKIRTS ROCK! lol

--- Pretty indoorsy chick or party chick?: Uhm, prolly indoorsy cause I dont know any good party chicks :P

--- Accent or not: As long as I can figure out what the hell they are sayin' it's all good!

--- Shy or outgoing?: Outgoing and polite!

--- Body or Personality: i'll take a combo of both please



For EVERYONE!!!

--- Chocolate or white chocolate: Chocolate

--- Mud or Jell-O wrestling: As long as I can take a shower after, I'm up for both! :D

--- Sunshine or rain: Raaaaiiin....

--- Vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate all the way!

--- Skiing or Boarding: Boardin'

--- Day or Night: Night

--- Summer or winter: Winter

--- Silver or gold: Silver

--- Diamond or pearl: Diamonds are forever! heheh james bond movie :P I am soo lame.

--- Pens or pencils: Pens! Woooo!

--- pierce your nose or tongue? absolutely neither

--- be serious or be funny? funny, I dont know how to be "serious"

--- drink whole or skim milk? uh, *points to whatever kind is in the fridge* that kind

--- be single or taken? if your with someone you love, taken...

--- simple or complicated? i try to keep it simple

--- flowers or angels? i dont quite understand this question, do you mean would you rather have one over the other? angels, they protect us.

--- grey or gray? grey

--- color or black-and-white photos? color

--- sunrise or sunset? both

--- M&Ms or Skittles? Skittles!! TASTE THE RAINBOW OF SUGAR! ps, they have false advertizing, if you chuck skittles in the air, they dont explode... Ferking waste of a buck twenty-five... >=-(

--- rap or rock? rock all the way! B-P

--- staying up late or waking up early? stay up late

--- TV or radio? uh, i dont use either very much...

--- calling it POP or SODA? soda

--- using Xs or Os in Tic-Tac-Toe? X's, they seem sexier

--- water or soda? soda..

--- being hot or cold? i guess cold because you can put on more clothes untill your warm. when you are hot, there is only soo much you can take off to be cool..

--- tall members of the opposite sex or short? uh shorter, not too much though...

--- sun or moon? moon, even though i see a sad face in it, *truthfully*

--- emeralds or rubies? emeralds *my birthstone*

--- left or right? left

--- having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 1 best friend

--- sun or rain? alittle of both is best.

--- vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? ALL ICE CREAMS!

--- boys or girls? what the ferk? what the hell is that supposed to mean?

--- green beans or carrots? i like both

--- low fat or fat free? neither, if your gonna eat it, eat the good stuff

--- What is your biggest fear in the world? losing someone i love or know.

--- Kids or no kids? when i get older, 2 kids. possibly three if the first two arent too horribly deformed and ugly..

--- Cat or dog? Felis Domesticus *cat..*

--- half full or half empty: If its half either, u need a smaller cup.

--- Mustard or ketchup? ketchup, i GUESS...

--- Hard cover books or soft cover books? Hard cover *why is it for some reason the words "hard cover" sound like porn lingo...

--- Newspaper or magazine? magazines, newpapers are inky.

--- Sandals or sneakers? sandals for summer sneakers 4 winter

--- Wonder or amazement? amazement.

--- Red car or white car? blue. bite me, its an option now.

--- Happy and poor or sad and rich? how about, happy and rich? I'd make it work!

--- Hugging or kissing? when i get a gf that doesn't have a file extention i'll check it out... ;-)

--- Corduroy or plaid? corduroy the bear! YAY

--- Happy or sad? happy

--- Purple or green? green

--- Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? doesn't matter, depends on the person



-+ WHAT COMES TO MIND? +-


--- Dugbootie?: gangster slang.. porn position. new toy form the makers of "Bratz"?

--- Peanut butter?: that commercial with the boy and the dog, and the boy gives the dog the peanut butter, and the dogs all licking the roof of his mouth forever..

--- Summer? freakin hott *i used to live in southern cali*

--- Money: Chaa-Ching!

--- Nerds: uh, the kids only slightly dweebier than me.. :S

--- Blondes: uhm... I choose not to answer lol

--- Green: a spaceship or alien, dunno why...

--- yellow: sun

--- maroon: "ah crap, which color is maroon?" that's what goes through my mind.

--- Blue: coolness, awesomeness, me

--- Vanilla: Ice cream












*Smoked: uh, with cigars or such no.. I did stick my finger in a cigarette lighter though. Does that count as "smoking"?

*Gotten Drunk: nope I'm naturally this .. uh whats's that word? um.. uh crap, its right on the tip of my tongue. oh ya! Weird!

*Shop-lifted: nope, not that i know of.

Lied To The Cops: no, as long as they dont ask me bizzare questions. (Cop: If you don't say you love me, I'll shoot you! Me: uhm -wimper- I ... love you...-cries-)

*Flipped off the Cops: nope

*Cursed In Front Of Your Parent(s): duh, if you can't do it in front of them, where can you?

*Cursed In Front Of Your Teacher(s): no... well, once, but it was on accident and I KNOW she heard me. :|

*Skipped a Grade: No but i could if i wanted to.

*Murdered Someone: ...yes... MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*Had Your Heart Broken: well, i was skydiving, my parachute didn't open, and i landed on those pointy church buildings. I dunno if it affected my heart or not, they had to replace all my innards with pig substitutes.

*Had feelings for someone who was "Just A friend"? ---

*Cheated on Your B/F or G/F? nope i'd NEVER cheat on my g/f, wife etc.

*Dated someone to make another jealous? no, thats cruel

*Felt like everyone was mad at you? yes

*Lost a friend to death? no

-Yes Or No-

*Do You Eat Chicken Fingers With a Fork? Of course, i have to try everything once. *shudders at thought of him sticking his thumb on the cigarette lighter*

*Do You Type With Your Fingers On The Home row keys? no, do people actually do that?

-about the opposite sex-

*What attracts you most to them? a nice, friendly face, and a great personality and smarts. hehe!

*What is the one thing that they have done to make your heart melt? -none yet...

*Thing(s) you hate about them: as in girls? i dont like gals who are really stuck up or into themselves, thinking they are too good or better than others. I also think that gothy ones er stuff are kinda scary. -sniffle- WHY CAN'T THEY BE NORMAL!?!?

*Ideal Height: well, most likely shorter than I.

-who-

*Holds your heart? uh, what the hell science class did you take? your heart is inside of your chest.

-when was the last time you-

*Told someone you loved them? dunno, not a comment i use often...

*Took a shower? uh, *checks calender* lol, j/k like 5 minutes ago, i am watermelony fresh!

The last Time you laughed so hard you couldn't breathe? um, cant remember, i think i blacked out last time. lol

who was-

*Your Kindergarten teacher? i think Miss Simmons or something how the hell should i know, i played with blocks the whole year. Insignificant ant classmates... MUAHAHA!

*Your first friend? dunno, i think a kid named Brandon who lived across our old street. I had an imaginary friend named 8 9 Choo CHoo though. He rocked.

*President: when i was born? I think it was Greg Brady. *laughs at his stupidity*

*The last person today to make you smile? Myself.. Yes, i am that naturally funny. Lol, j/k


-Random Questions-

*Are you broke? *checks appendiges* well, my lower splein is severed, but i duct taped it back together, so i'm only suffering from my left leg involentarally twiching,.

*What is your favorite thing to do to get people mad? Act extremely stupid. But i only do it when people piss me off.

*What Annoys you the most? that one squirrel outside who makes weird BZVEEEUOOOW noises. I dunt think he likes me, cause when i imitate him, he runs down the tree and acts like he wants to kill me...

*What do you like to do over the weekend? things that generally lower my IQ.

Craziest thing you've done? can't remember

*Does your School wear a uniform? no

*Worst advice: all i have to say is don't listen to fu*king fortune cookies!

*Best advice you could give to someone? hmm, somethin I have to be not funny on.. I'm drawing a blank.. oh ok. always cherish the moments you have because you never know how long they will last.

*What kind of toothpaste do you use? uh, the good tasting one?

*Color of the socks your wearing right now? None.


58. been in love? what is love?
59. been toilet-papering? nope i am very boring physically, only my mental instability is funny.
60. loved somebody so much it made you cry? again... what is love?
61. What kind of job do you want? Secret Agent! Muaha, i get a car with explosives, i can do hott chicks and shoot cool guns. And Wear tux's!
62. Do you want to get married? yeah
63. Who makes you laugh the most? the voice in my head.. :S
66. Who knows the most about you? dunno
67. croutons or bacon bits? neither
68. 2 or 4 doors on a car? 4
69. Mr Pibb or Dr. Pepper? Sprite. Wah-haha

74. Country song? HELP DISCOURAGE IMBREEDING! BAN COUNTRY MUSIC!
75. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest Away? Prolly Meg or lauren, or my friend in holland, Erik.
76. Are you in a gang or club or some kind of group? uh I hope not!

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12. FAVORITE POP?: the noise you make when you jump on a roll of big bubble wrap. or you mean SODA pop. sprite.

13. FAVORITE SPORT?: dunno. EXTREMELY INTENSE VIDEO GAMING! lol

22. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? yea, i bet i would be, but I'd force myself

23. SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDINGS BETTER? i am increasing the choices to include Comedy. MUAHAHA

25. HUGS OR KISSES? dunno, why dont you rub the fact i dunt have a gf in my face you perverted fat bastard!

31. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? when i get older have a fabulous house.

32. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Eragon, idk, a bunch

33. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A tiger pattern, but i'm getting a black, red and beige one with the japanese symbol for 'love' on it, cause it's cool.

34. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Monopoly or chess, monopoly is more fun though.

35. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? nothing interesting, i can tell you that much

36. FAVORITE SMELLS? not tellin you.. :D thats a question to be asked seperate from this.

37. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING! Crap, i have to doo all my chores over again..

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10. Who Do u Get Advice From: yoda

16. Shoe Brand: i just care about it the shoe is comfortable and cool

17. Do u Crack any Body Parts: nah, it makes me cringe..

22. Crush? *sings* i'm not tellliing, i'm not telllliiing!

23. Liked a Teacher: what kind of perverted freak are you* quote Kaci, Rofl!

24. Killed Someone: if i tell you the truth, would you like me any less? >:=]

25. Laughed so hard u peed in your pants? no, but i think having spaghetti come out your nose is just as bad

26. Ate a Tub of Ice Cream: cant remember. prolly..

27. Ran Into a Glass Door or wall?: i run into crap all the time

30. Gotten hit by a car? nope, I've always had a rear-view mirror super glued to my shoulder.

31. Ran into a parked car: i dont think so.. hey why is there a tire stripe across my head??


******Which One is Better******

55. KFC or McDonald’s: McTucky Fried Biggie Whopper

57. Coffee or Tea: Tea, my fine lady!

58. Sour or Sweet: sweet. :D

59. Vanilla or chocolate: depends on my mood.

60. Cake or Cookies: usually cookies, but i'll make an eception for a good chocolate cake..

61. Day or Night: night

62. Lights on or off: depends what you're up to.. MUAHAHA! -wink wink nudge nudge giggle giggle-

71. What you want to be when you grow up? uh, first things first. i will probably never grow up. next, when i get older, i would like to be a little less mental. three, i have no real life clue.

74. Favorite Place To Be Kissed: dunno, never been.

76. Who was the last person you received mail from? from a porn person, a financial debt consolidation thing and some guy named derik.
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